Donny Osmium
Born on the event horizon, Donny Osmium spent his formative eon watching the highest frequencies of light sublimate into the deepest bass of the singularity, whilst dodging varying unknowable quantities of celestial debris.
Then, time moves on, or rather, doesn’t, as this is the true nature of time.
And at some point after this, having met, no doubt during a mild debauchery at some hidden zenith of insouciance (a bar, nightclub, or underground music venue perhaps), a fellow with similar interests, none other than Barry Manalog.
They fall into easy conversation and Donny finds himself inclined to translate these experiences into the unfortunately rather limited range of human sensation.
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